lolsomeone-actually:

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Wtf

death-sounds-peaceful:

inoscent:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

this fucked me up.

this hurt my fucking soul. but i watched it all. word of advice: don’t watch it all. 

(via broken-from-memories)

joelle-elizabeth:

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

Oh my GOD

(via laughbitches)

ecstasysmom:

Profile Photos

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Tagged Photos

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

kamariesson:

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

Done

(via fuck-bitches-get-money)

germanyisgay:

teenscoolest:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

germanyisgay:

teenscoolest:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(via laughing-llama)

i'm not optimistic. i don't believe in miracles. i live in the present. i don't really think positivity is necessary. Well, it works if what you're positive about turns out to be positive. I'm seventeen. I'm weird. Most of the time i make sense. I'm inconsistent. You know what, i believe in miracles. The ones that make you move forward. Naaa. scratch that. I don't. But i affirm hardwork and perseverance and working for something you want, that's for sure.

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