fuck-bitches-get-money:

thecosmosowl:

chubbinafatzarelli:

a real romantic plot

what the fuck

Where is this from?

akoyam:

ohmygil:

shintenbunshin:

literally nothing can ever top this

this is on a whole other level

secretly collecting ALL OF THESE.

akoyam:

ohmygil:

shintenbunshin:

literally nothing can ever top this

this is on a whole other level

secretly collecting ALL OF THESE.

(via thats-so-meme)

the-funny-pics:

eoliveson:

aziraphalesneakers:

Can’t go over it.

Can’t go under it.

Can’t go around it.

Gotta go through it.

Trying to explain depression or anxiety to someone who’s never experienced it.

This belongs here.

Yes

(via broken-from-memories)

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via aucontraireplz)

draggedqueens:

thickneyspears:

Ariana Grandes Impact


"dis bitch stole my look"
"imma have to kill her after PE today"

draggedqueens:

thickneyspears:

Ariana Grandes Impact

image

"dis bitch stole my look"

"imma have to kill her after PE today"

(via notyourbatmans)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

buthed:

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

i'm not optimistic. i don't believe in miracles. i live in the present. i don't really think positivity is necessary. Well, it works if what you're positive about turns out to be positive. I'm seventeen. I'm weird. Most of the time i make sense. I'm inconsistent. You know what, i believe in miracles. The ones that make you move forward. Naaa. scratch that. I don't. But i affirm hardwork and perseverance and working for something you want, that's for sure.

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