• demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

buthed:

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(via orgasmic-humor)

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(via humorstop)

rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

(via thats-so-meme)

european:

ordering food is so stressful

(via humorstop)

poliakoff:

Now that’s a proper business hug.

poliakoff:

Now that’s a proper business hug.

(via lulz-time)

i'm not optimistic. i don't believe in miracles. i live in the present. i don't really think positivity is necessary. Well, it works if what you're positive about turns out to be positive. I'm seventeen. I'm weird. Most of the time i make sense. I'm inconsistent. You know what, i believe in miracles. The ones that make you move forward. Naaa. scratch that. I don't. But i affirm hardwork and perseverance and working for something you want, that's for sure.

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